...and refuses to paint them unless a ransom is paid of $28 (plus shipping and handling) per cog.
These
cogs will be painted only after their ransom has been paid. Every ransomed cog comes with a ransom-style polaroid of
the artist painting the cog with that day's newspaper in plain sight, verifying that the cog was created after the ransom
was paid. Also included: a ransom-style thank you note.
Liberate your Ransom Cog now
Disclaimer: Professor Cogswell does not endorse or approve of this service ("If indeed
it can be called as such"). He finds it to be immoral and dispicable.
Typical ransom cogs will be some combination of acrylic, china marker, paint marker, and ink, on 5"x7" or 6"x8"
canvas board.
