"Semi-colon" - The Shakespeare of Cogs
“I
need to pay the ransom for my cog. [name redacted] just emailed me to show me your site and these are the best things
and I need to liberate one from your entrapment. I have contacted my bank and the funds are available for wire transfer
or delivery by carrier pigeon at any time. Please set my cog free!”
- [name redacted], [location
redacted]